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Glazed and Confused: Unforgettable Donut Quotes and Puns to Sweeten Your Life

The Hole Shebang: Funny, Punny, and Oh-So-Yummy Donut Quotes and Phrases 🍩

Ah, donuts! They’re like the Beyoncé of pastries: universally loved, forever iconic, and they make the world a better place, one bite at a time. Speaking of bites, let’s dive into the deep, frosted world of donut quotes, puns, and phrases. Be prepared to go nuts over these donuts!

The Hole Truth: Celebrities and Writers Weigh In 🌟📚

  • Oscar Wilde: “The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.”
  • Matt Groening: “Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?”
  • Susan Jane Gilman: “Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts.”
  • Linda Sunshine: “When shopping at Dunkin’ Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine…”
  • Chevy Chase: “A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.”
  • David Lynch: “Transcendental Meditation gives an experience much sweeter than the sweetness of this donut.”
  • Danny DeVito: “There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money.”
  • Laura Linney: “That’s my favorite food group: donut. I love the donut.”
  • Mark Wahlberg:”If I’m not training then, gosh, anything: donuts… Kentucky Fried Chicken 20-piece hot wings… corned beef hash and eggs… But because I’m training, I’m eating very healthily: almond milk… Ezekiel bread… chicken… fish… I’m on a strict diet.
  • Jimmy Fallon: “A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good. In fact, it’s all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin’ Donuts.”
  • Lewis Black: “If you stop eating donuts, you will live 3 years longer. It’s just 3 more years that you want a donut.”

“Life is Short, Eat the Donut” and Other Glaze-mazing Puns and Phrases 😂🤣

  • Donut kill my vibe
  • You drive me glazy
  • Hold me closer, tiny donut
  • Glazed and confused
  • You’re A-Dough-Rable
  • Just hang on, I glazed over there for a minute
  • Eat more hole foods
  • The donut just stood there with a glazed expression
  • Donut worry, be happy
  • Donut disturb

I mean, if donuts can’t put a smile on your face, I donut know what will!

Donut Love Is True Love: Romantic Quotes ❤️🍩

  • Feed me donuts and tell me I’m cute
  • I love you a hole lot
  • Find someone who looks at you the way I look at donuts
  • I’d go glazy without you
  • All you need is love and donuts
  • Please donut say no to me
  • You donut know how much you mean to me

Because nothing says ‘I love you’ like a warm, gooey donut. Aww, isn’t that hole-some?

Coffee & Donuts: A Match Made in Heaven ☕️🍩

  • We go together like coffee and donuts
  • Dunking my donut in my coffee and my coffee in my soul
  • You bring the coffee, I’ll bring the donuts, and maybe I’ll share.

Coffee might wake you up, but donuts give you life. Seriously, can you even imagine one without the other? It’s like Bert without Ernie, Netflix without the chill!

Donut Birthday Quotes: A Celebration That’s Hole-y Satisfying 🎉🍩

  • A donut a day keeps the doctor away
  • Wishing you a year filled with donuts
  • Yay! You’re another year hole-der!

Getting older has never been this sweet. Whoever said age is just a number probably had their age in donuts.

A Few Final Crumbs 🎬

The world might not be all sunshine and sprinkles, but as long as there are donuts, we’ll be just fine. So remember: life may be hole-y unpredictable, but donuts are always a sure bet. Donut ever forget it!

So there you have it, folks, a cruller—um, I mean, a killer compilation of all things donut. May your days be sprinkled with joy and your donuts be forever glazed! 🍩💖